[Elfsea] Public service announcement: pirate ship sighted, Oooo nooooooo!

[Randal Mars]

This is to report that the dreaded pirate ship known as " The Black Rabbit" has been sighted off the coast of Ansteorra. Spies tell of the ship being captained by the fierce pirate woman known as BadBunnye, the one eyed terror of the seas. Last known description of this nefarious female discribe her as missing her right eye, short cropped blonde hair, a wicked laugh, and a known fondness for strong drink.

Be warned that she is prone to fits of drooling, sputtering, and violence of temperment when asked how old she is, what happened to her missing eye, and if the hideous black patch is part of her costume/garb. 


*****This notice to be posted on the door of the "Pig and Whistle Tavern" by order of Merryn Carew de Courcelles, Sole Owner, Propritress ,and Operations Manager of "The Pig and Whistle Tavern" which provides on a nightly basis The Most Famous Genteel Dancing, Elegant Musick, and High Dollar Feminine Companions to be found in The Finest and Best Gentleman's Entertainment Establishment anywhere else in ALL of Ansteorra.*************

Addendum: Anyone who happens to notice that BadBunnye looks suspiciously similar to Merryn herself, (and mentions this to any Royals, Nobles, Peers or any other Authority Person) has had too much Ale and Strong Spirits to drink and should know better that to say Bad Things like that about sweet, gentle, soft spoken Merryn who is a decent, churchgoing, tax paying, charity supporting, friend to small animals, and all around law abiding honest member of the populace of Elfsea. *cough*  *cough*

Merryn  therefore warns those inclined to licenteous gossip and tale-telling:  you will be shut off from ALL of the casks in the Tavern's cellers indefinitely, and don't even Think about ...errr.....ummm.....talking....to one of the many Beauteous and Charming females working at an honest trade in my Tavern. So there.

 Vive Le Baron! Vive La Baroness! Vive Les Everybody!
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