[Elfsea] Beware the Red Flag

[pcrandal at sbcglobal.net]

Pirates do you say? 
I once faced the Ice Pirates (and I still need to
repair those pants). 
And I knew a Pirate Parrot, though there are
those who say that they never want to remember
him again. 
Who is this Bad Bunnye, and why is she involving
the peace loving people of Elfsea? 

Crandall, Olde Phoole

--- Randal Mars <rkmars at sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> Arrrrrggghhh!!! To all of Elfsea! The feared
> pirate ship "The Black Rabbit" is known to sail
> the seas again! The crew are ready for plunder!
> Her despicable captain (known far and wide as
> Bad Bunnye) is laughing with glee and tossing
> her golden hair, her one good eye blazing in
> anticipation of fun and profit! The Pig&Whistle
> tavern is bustling with business, grog is being
> swilled in alarming amounts! 'Tis said that our
> Beloved Baroness's friend and Household
> companion, Lady Merryn Carew, has taken to her
> bed with the vapours and has not been seen for
> several days, in such terror is she of the
> feared pirates who have invaded.
> 
> Beware the Infamous Bad Bunnye and her crew of
> cut-throat scheaming
> wen.....errrr...ummm...ahhh.... ladies! Rumor
> even has it that many of your tender Girl
> Children will be recruited as crew-members in
> Bad Bunnye's relentless search for great Hidden
> Treasure!!
> 
> Avast!! Heave Ho, me hearties! ARRRGGGHHHH!!!
> 
> Signed by mine own hand this day,
> BAD BUNNYE  *~*  ^-^
> 
> PS. It is a Totally False and Terrible Untruth
> that the Kind, Generous, Honest, and Totally
> Dependable esteemed lord, His Excellency Baron
> Crandall, is in league or cahoots with the
> Depraved and Villainous Bad Bunnye. Shame on
> you for even thinking so!!   tsk. tsk. tsk. 
>  
> ( muhwhahahahaha )    <------- sinister and
> evil laugh   ;)>
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