[Elfsea] Beware the Red Flag

[Randal Mars]

Arrrrrggghhh!!! To all of Elfsea! The feared pirate ship "The Black Rabbit" is known to sail the seas again! The crew are ready for plunder! Her despicable captain (known far and wide as Bad Bunnye) is laughing with glee and tossing her golden hair, her one good eye blazing in anticipation of fun and profit! The Pig&Whistle tavern is bustling with business, grog is being swilled in alarming amounts! 'Tis said that our Beloved Baroness's friend and Household companion, Lady Merryn Carew, has taken to her bed with the vapours and has not been seen for several days, in such terror is she of the feared pirates who have invaded.

Beware the Infamous Bad Bunnye and her crew of cut-throat scheaming wen.....errrr...ummm...ahhh.... ladies! Rumor even has it that many of your tender Girl Children will be recruited as crew-members in Bad Bunnye's relentless search for great Hidden Treasure!!

Avast!! Heave Ho, me hearties! ARRRGGGHHHH!!!

Signed by mine own hand this day,
BAD BUNNYE  *~*  ^-^

PS. It is a Totally False and Terrible Untruth that the Kind, Generous, Honest, and Totally Dependable esteemed lord, His Excellency Baron Crandall, is in league or cahoots with the Depraved and Villainous Bad Bunnye. Shame on you for even thinking so!!   tsk. tsk. tsk. 
 
( muhwhahahahaha )    <------- sinister and evil laugh   ;)
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