[Elfsea] I need your body

[Miss M Brow]

Your Excellency, as I said before, I am at your disposal.  I will be onsite for setting up, so I can take the first two shifts... after that, I'll fill in on an "as needed" basis should you run short of people for a shift.  I put my name on the list.
Rua> From: dragonetti at generich.com> To: elfsea at lists.ansteorra.org; dragonsfire-tor at lists.ansteorra.org> Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2008 12:37:00 -0500> CC: loch-ruadh at lists.ansteorra.org> Subject: [Elfsea] I need your body> > Yes, you heard right, I *need* your body. (Need, not knead)> > And please don't make me go looking for you either, lest I become irritable.> No one wants that. > > Good, now have the afore mentioned body, preferably pre-washed, ready and> available at the Gate of Elfsea Defender. Those who respond early stand a> better chance to serve me (er, the Barony) at the time of their own> choosing. Oh yes, you must hav. wait. be? yes BE a member. And not just of> the human race, though that would eliminate some of you, no, you must be a> member of the SCA to serve me. er, the Barony. at gate. (That clarification> is mostly for Hamish, but there could be others.)> > I might even provide milk and cookies, or some other wholly inadequate> payment for services rendered. Now if this doesn't sound fun, then you're> too worldly for my needs. Otherwise, please let me know when you would like> to..ahem..serve. If you're flexible, let me know that too. (TIME...flexible> with your TIME!, sheesh) If you give me too much leeway however, you might> find yourself scheduled alongside a big hairy animal, so the more specifics> the better. Now there are times I will need more bodies than others. So take> a look, revel in the anticipation, and sign up for some abus..special time> of bondag..bonding..with new friends. If you've had the gate class, let me> know, because I've got something special in mind for you. No, really. >:->> See ya at the gate.> > Still in the pursuit of power, er service, do I remain> Bloody Baron Armand> Baron of the Gate (uh, Elfsea's gate that is)> > (That'll teach 'em to put me in charge of stuff.)> > > Elfsea Defender Gate Shifts (2 Hours Each)> > Min # of > Bodies When> Needed Friday 9/26> > 2 5:00 pm    Mairi Berwyk, called Rua> 3 7:00 pm      "     "> 3 9:00 pm> 3 11:00 pm> 2 1:00 am> 3:00 am Close for Beauty Sleep> > Min # of > Bodies When> Needed Saturday 9/27> 2 6:00 am> 3 8:00 am> 3 10:00 am> 2 12:00 pm> 2 2:00 pm> 3:00 pm I'm tired, we're done> > _______________________________________________> Elfsea mailing list> Elfsea at lists.ansteorra.org> http://lists.ansteorra.org/listinfo.cgi/elfsea-ansteorra.org
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