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From: Jane M &amp; Bj Tremaine &lt;vikinglord@WORLDNET.ATT.NET&gt;
Subject: FW: [SCA-Caid] Sewing at 2:00 a.m.
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This appeared in the CAID list and is to good to not share with you.
Jana

-----Original Message-----
From: heartocelt@aol.com [mailto:heartocelt@aol.com]
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Subject: [SCA-Caid] Sewing at 2:00 a.m.


Borrowed from the AnTir list, to share.  Enjoy!!
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&gt;Things I've learned from sewing at 2:00 AM...
&gt;
&gt;1.  I hate hemming.
&gt;2.  My bobbin winder hates me.
&gt;3.  The more you try to fix the hem, the more you will screw it up.
&gt;4.  I need a surger.
&gt;5.  Don't use red chalk to draw the pattern on white fabric when you
&gt;need the garb the next day.
&gt;6.  If the neck hole was too little the first time, only cut a little bit
&gt;off at a time.  There's no going back.  I now have an off-the-shoulder
&gt;undertunic.
&gt;7.  If you're trying on the garb you're sewing over and over to get the
&gt;right fit, it's easier just to sew nekkid.  Someone please tell me I'm not
&gt;alone.
&gt;8.  The first time you sew it together, use a big stitch.  They're
&gt;easier to pull out.
&gt;9.  Trying to convince yourself that no one will notice that the sleeves
&gt;are two different lengths gets easier as the night goes on.
&gt;10. They play really crappy music on the radio at 2:00 AM
&gt;11. Ignore the &quot;Buy 1 more yard then you think you'll need&quot; rule.
&gt;Replace it with the &quot;Buy 7 more yards than you think you'll need&quot; rule.
&gt;12. Get $1/yard fabric.  Then you won't swear at yourself so much.
&gt;13. You can see a black bra through $1/yard white cotton.
&gt;14. You can see a white bra through $1/yard white cotton.
&gt;15. You can see you're not wearing a bra through $1/yard white cotton.
&gt;16. The warning on cold medicine that says you shouldn't operate heavy
&gt;machinery while on this drug should state sewing machines specifically.
&gt;17. If you're going to be trying on something that's pinned, and have to
&gt;pull it over your head, remember to wear protective eye gear.
&gt;18. The numbers on my tape measure move.  They must.  I've measured 3
&gt;times, and it's still not working.
&gt;19. You really do have to match plaids or your butt looks funny.
&gt;20. Remember Rule 6?  Don't do that again on the over tunic.  Next time,
&gt;try a key hole.
&gt;21. At 4:00 AM, leaving the garb too big sounds perfectly acceptable.
&gt;22. No matter what you learned from your last 2:00 AM sewathon, you're
&gt;gonna do it all again.
&gt;--
&gt;Kristina - Queen of the Frogpeople
&gt;http://home.earthlink.net/~froglady80/
&gt;ICQ:  26354819      &lt;&gt;&lt;
&gt;What good thing have you done for your fellow man today?

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