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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN class=017394215-18072003>And
another bit of light fun. This one is G-rated.</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN
class=017394215-18072003>Caelin</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader lang=en-us dir=ltr align=left><FONT face=Tahoma
size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> Sunny Letot
[mailto:theletot@yahoo.com] <BR><B>Sent:</B> Friday, July 18, 2003 8:27
AM<BR><B>To:</B> Mom and Dad; Michael Jung<BR><B>Subject:</B> Groaners to start
your Friday off right<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>
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<P>A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.</P>
<P>A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.</P>
<P>A hangover is the wrath of grapes.</P>
<P>A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.</P>
<P>A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.</P>
<P>A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion</P>
<P>A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.</P>
<P>A plateau is a high form of flattery.</P>
<P>Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.</P>
<P>Corduroy pillows are making headlines.</P>
<P>Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.</P>
<P>Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.</P>
<P>Acupuncture is a jab well done.</P>
<P>Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.</P>
<P>Every calendar's days are numbered.</P>
<P>Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.</P>
<P>Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?</P>
<P>Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?</P>
<P>What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)</P>
<P>Sea captains don't like crew cuts.</P>
<P>A backward poet writes inverse.</P>
<P>Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.</P>
<P>Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.</P>
<P>Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.</P>
<P>If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.</P>
<P>When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.</P>
<P>When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.</P>
<P>When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.</P>
<P>When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd
dye.</P>
<P>Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.</P>
<P>With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.</P>
<P>Without geometry, life is pointless.</P>
<P>A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.</P>
<P>A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.</P>
<P>A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.</P>
<P>In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.</P>
<P>A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.</P>
<P>Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.</P>
<P>I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.</P>
<P>She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.</P>
<P>He had a photographic memory that was never developed.</P>
<P>Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.</P>
<P>You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.</P>
<P>He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.</P>
<P>The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.</P>
<P>A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.</P>
<P>Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat
minor.</P>
<P>Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.</P>
<P>The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
large</P>
<P>The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of
himself.</P>
<P>Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. </P>
<P>Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the
end.</P></DIV>
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