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<DIV>In a message dated 8/6/2003 9:49:54 AM Central Daylight Time, Sandeekg writes:</DIV>
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<DIV>In a message dated 8/2/2003 11:28:29 AM Central Daylight Time, tisjet74@bellsouth.net writes:</DIV>
<BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: blue 2px solid">> > > ><BR>> > > >Mood Changers<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > Ya can't read this and stay in a bad mood .<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?<BR>> > > > Unique Up On It.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?<BR>> > > > Tame Way, Unique Up On It.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?<BR>> > > > They Take The Psycho Path<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >4. How Do You Get Holy Water?<BR>> > > > You Boil The Hell Out Of It.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?<BR>> > > > Dam!<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?<BR>> > > > Polaroids<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?<BR>> > > > A Stick.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?<BR>> > > > Nacho Cheese.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?<BR>> > > > Subordinate Clauses.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?<BR>> > > > Quatro Sinko.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?<BR>> > > > Spoiled Milk.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?<BR>> > > > Frostbite.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?<BR>> > > > A Nervous Wreck.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?<BR>> > > > Anyone Can Roast Beef.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?<BR>> > > > Right Where You Left Him.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?<BR>> > > > Because They Have Big Fingers.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?<BR>> > > > Because It Scares The Dog.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?<BR>> > > > Sanka.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?<BR>> > > > The Location Of The Dirt Bag.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?<BR>> > > > Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad<BR>Skydiver?<BR>> > > > A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!<BR>> > > > A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?<BR>> > > > Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile! :-)<BR>> > <BR>
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