<DIV>Siobhan,</DIV>
<DIV>This did indeed give me a much needed chuckle! Than you!</DIV>
<DIV>Tangwystl<BR><BR><B><I>SiobhanON@aol.com</I></B> wrote:</DIV>
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<DIV>Warning, non sca stuff. Just thought everyone could use a chuckle.</DIV>
<DIV>Siobhan</DIV>
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<DIV>In a message dated 8/6/2003 9:49:54 AM Central Daylight Time, Sandeekg writes:</DIV>
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<DIV>In a message dated 8/2/2003 11:28:29 AM Central Daylight Time, tisjet74@bellsouth.net writes:</DIV>
<BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: blue 2px solid">> > > ><BR>> > > >Mood Changers<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > Ya can't read this and stay in a bad mood .<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?<BR>> > > > Unique Up On It.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?<BR>> > > > Tame Way, Unique Up On It.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?<BR>> > > > They Take The Psycho Path<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >4. How Do You Get Holy Water?<BR>> > > > You Boil The Hell Out Of It.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?<BR>> > > >
Dam!<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?<BR>> > > > Polaroids<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?<BR>> > > > A Stick.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?<BR>> > > > Nacho Cheese.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?<BR>> > > > Subordinate Clauses.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?<BR>> > > > Quatro Sinko.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?<BR>> > > > Spoiled Milk.<BR>> > > ><BR>>
> > >12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?<BR>> > > > Frostbite.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?<BR>> > > > A Nervous Wreck.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?<BR>> > > > Anyone Can Roast Beef.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?<BR>> > > > Right Where You Left Him.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?<BR>> > > > Because They Have Big Fingers.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?<BR>> > > > Because It Scares The Dog.<BR>>
> > ><BR>> > > > 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?<BR>> > > > Sanka.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?<BR>> > > > The Location Of The Dirt Bag.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?<BR>> > > > Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad<BR>Skydiver?<BR>> > > > A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!<BR>> > > > A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.<BR>> > >
><BR>> > > > 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?<BR>> > > > Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile! :-)<BR>> > <BR>
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</BLOCKQUOTE></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV><BR><BR>> ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 <BR>From: Sandeekg@aol.com<BR>Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2003 10:49:54 EDT<BR>Subject: Fwd: Fw: Mood Changers<BR>To: SiobhanON@aol.com<BR><BR>
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<DIV>In a message dated 8/2/2003 11:28:29 AM Central Daylight Time, tisjet74@bellsouth.net writes:</DIV>
<BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: blue 2px solid">> > > ><BR>> > > >Mood Changers<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > Ya can't read this and stay in a bad mood .<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?<BR>> > > > Unique Up On It.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?<BR>> > > > Tame Way, Unique Up On It.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?<BR>> > > > They Take The Psycho Path<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >4. How Do You Get Holy Water?<BR>> > > > You Boil The Hell Out Of It.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?<BR>> > > >
Dam!<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?<BR>> > > > Polaroids<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?<BR>> > > > A Stick.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?<BR>> > > > Nacho Cheese.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?<BR>> > > > Subordinate Clauses.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?<BR>> > > > Quatro Sinko.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?<BR>> > > > Spoiled Milk.<BR>> > > ><BR>>
> > >12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?<BR>> > > > Frostbite.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?<BR>> > > > A Nervous Wreck.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?<BR>> > > > Anyone Can Roast Beef.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?<BR>> > > > Right Where You Left Him.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?<BR>> > > > Because They Have Big Fingers.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?<BR>> > > > Because It Scares The Dog.<BR>>
> > ><BR>> > > > 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?<BR>> > > > Sanka.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?<BR>> > > > The Location Of The Dirt Bag.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?<BR>> > > > Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad<BR>Skydiver?<BR>> > > > A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!<BR>> > > > A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.<BR>> > >
><BR>> > > > 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?<BR>> > > > Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile! :-)<BR>> > > ></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV>
<DIV></DIV><BR><BR>> ATTACHMENT part 2.2 message/rfc822 <BR>From: "Debie & James" <TISJET74@BELLSOUTH.NET><BR>To: "Wilkie & Carol O'Neal" <TROG53@HOTMAIL.COM>,<BR>"Sandee & Dan Guttridge" <SANDEEKG@AOL.COM>,<BR>"Ron & Judy Tisdale" <TIS3RJ@AOL.COM>, "Michelle Jones" <PUFFLMJ@AOL.COM>,<BR>"Margaret Tisdale" <MOLLYT619@CS.COM>, "Kim Bigler" <KASBNEP@COX.NET>, <BR>"Ed Kelsey" <ATEK@ATT.NET>, "Bill & Frances Archer" <BILL8@BELLSOUTH.NET>,<BR>"Bertha White" <BMWHITE7@BELLSOUTH.NET>, "anna emmons" <EMMONSAN@AOL.COM><BR>Subject: Fw: Mood Changers<BR>Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2003 11:27:21 -0500<BR><BR>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>GOD bless & keep you;<BR>James & Debie Tisdale</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Saturday, August 02, 2003 3:22 AM</DIV>
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<DIV><BR></DIV><BR><BR><BR><BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >Mood Changers<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > Ya can't read this and stay in a bad mood .<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?<BR>> > > > Unique Up On It.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?<BR>> > > > Tame Way, Unique Up On It.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?<BR>> > > > They Take The Psycho Path<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >4. How Do You Get Holy Water?<BR>> > > > You Boil The Hell Out Of It.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?<BR>> > > > Dam!<BR>> > > ><BR>> > >
> 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?<BR>> > > > Polaroids<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?<BR>> > > > A Stick.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?<BR>> > > > Nacho Cheese.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?<BR>> > > > Subordinate Clauses.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?<BR>> > > > Quatro Sinko.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 11. What Do You Get >From a Pampered Cow?<BR>> > > > Spoiled Milk.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >12. What Do You Get When You
Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?<BR>> > > > Frostbite.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?<BR>> > > > A Nervous Wreck.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?<BR>> > > > Anyone Can Roast Beef.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?<BR>> > > > Right Where You Left Him.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?<BR>> > > > Because They Have Big Fingers.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?<BR>> > > > Because It Scares The Dog.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?<BR>> > > > Sanka.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?<BR>> > > > The Location Of The Dirt Bag.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?<BR>> > > > Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad<BR>Skydiver?<BR>> > > > A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!<BR>> > > > A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > > 22.
How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?<BR>> > > > Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > >Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile! :-)<BR>> > > ><BR>> > > ><BR>> > > ><BR>> > > ><BR>> > > ><BR>> > > ><BR>> > ><BR>> > > _________________________________________________________________<BR>> > > Add photos to your messages with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. <BR>> > > <A href="http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail">http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail</A><BR>> > ><BR>> > ><BR>> ><BR>> ><BR>><BR> <BR><BR><BR>_______________________________________________<BR>Elfsea mailing list<BR>Elfsea@ansteorra.org<BR>http://www.ansteorra.org/mailman/listinfo/elfsea<BR></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV><p><hr SIZE=1>
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