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<P><IMG src="http://www.goofyfun.com/1/chocolate.gif"><BR>I thought you could learn a few new things about chocolate.
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<P align=center>Chocolate is a vegetable. How, you ask? Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. </P>
<P>To go one step farther, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
<P>Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
<P>The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
<P>Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
<P>If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
<P>If you eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, the calories actually counteract each other.
<P>Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
<P>Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
<P>A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
<P>If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
<P>If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?! <BR></P>
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