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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>You say tomato, she says tomahto, I say,
"Gah, where's my thumb?"</span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>-----Original Message-----<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>From:</span></b>
elfsea-bounces+donvalentyn=jeffturnerfiction.com@ansteorra.org
[mailto:elfsea-bounces+donvalentyn=jeffturnerfiction.com@ansteorra.org] <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>On Behalf Of </span></b>Richard Threlkeld<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Monday, June 28, 2004 9:56
AM<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>To:</span></b> elfsea@ansteorra.org<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> [Elfsea] FW:
[SCA-Chirurgeon] We've been awfully serious latelyso....</span></font></p>
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face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'>Thought
I would share this from the SCA Chirurgeon list.</span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:12.0pt;margin-left:
.5in'><b><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
Tahoma;font-weight:bold'>From:</span></font></b><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'> Phlip [mailto:phlip@99main.com]<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Mon 6/28/2004 9:09 AM<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>To:</span></b> SCA-Chirurgeon@yahoogroups.com<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> [SCA-Chirurgeon] We've
been awfully serious lately so....</span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:12.0pt;margin-left:
.5in'><tt><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span style='font-size:10.0pt'>I
figure it's time to lighten up a bit. Here's a list of remedies that you</span></font></tt><font
size=2 face="Courier New"><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">WON'T find in your First Aid Manual, no matter
where you get your training</font></tt><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">;-)</font></tt><br>
<br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">Enjoy ;-)</font></tt><br>
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<tt><font face="Courier New">Ene bichizh ogsen baina shuu...</font></tt><br>
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<tt><font face="Courier New">Home remedies that REALLY WORK</font></tt><br>
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<tt><font face="Courier New">Home Remedies:</font></tt><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New"> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't
panic.</font></tt><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your
throat and presto! The</font></tt><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">blockage will be almost instantly removed.</font></tt><br>
<br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by</font></tt><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">getting someone else to hold them while you chop
away.</font></tt><br>
<br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
toilet seat by</font></tt><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">simply using the sink.</font></tt><br>
<br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for</font></tt><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.</font></tt><br>
<br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm
clock, will prevent you</font></tt><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">from rolling over and going back to sleep when you
hit the snooze button.</font></tt><br>
<br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives, then you</font></tt><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">will be afraid to cough.</font></tt><br>
<br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a
hammer, then you</font></tt><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">will forget about the tooth ache..</font></tt><br>
<br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what
The Rules of Life</font></tt><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">really are:</font></tt><br>
<br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If
it doesn't move and</font></tt><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't,
use the duct tape.</font></tt><br>
<br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">And finally... Be really good to your family and
friends. You never</font></tt><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">know when you are going to need them to empty your
bedpan</font></tt><br>
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<tt><font face="Courier New">Saint Phlip,</font></tt><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">CoDoLDS</font></tt><br>
<br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">"When in doubt, heat it up and hit it with a
hammer."</font></tt><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">Blacksmith's credo.</font></tt><br>
<br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck,
it is probably not a</font></tt><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">cat.</font></tt><br>
<br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">Never a horse that cain't be rode,</font></tt><br>
<tt><font face="Courier New">And never a rider who cain't be throwed....</font></tt><br>
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