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<DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Arial color=#000000 size=2>Thought I would share this
from the SCA Chirurgeon list.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Arial size=2>Caelin</FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<FONT face=Tahoma size=2><B>From:</B> Phlip
[mailto:phlip@99main.com]<BR><B>Sent:</B> Mon 6/28/2004 9:09 AM<BR><B>To:</B>
SCA-Chirurgeon@yahoogroups.com<BR><B>Subject:</B> [SCA-Chirurgeon] We've been
awfully serious lately so....<BR></FONT><BR></DIV>
<DIV><TT>I figure it's time to lighten up a bit. Here's a list of remedies that
you<BR>WON'T find in your First Aid Manual, no matter where you get your
training<BR>;-)<BR><BR>Enjoy ;-)<BR><BR>Ene bichizh ogsen baina
shuu...<BR><BR>Home remedies that REALLY WORK<BR><BR>Home Remedies:<BR> 1.
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.<BR>Simply pour a cup of boiling
water down your throat and presto! The<BR>blockage will be almost instantly
removed.<BR><BR>2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables
by<BR>getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.<BR><BR>3. Avoid
arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by<BR>simply using the
sink.<BR><BR>4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for<BR>awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.<BR><BR>5. A mouse trap,
placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you<BR>from rolling over and
going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.<BR><BR>6. If you have a bad
cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you<BR>will be afraid to
cough.<BR><BR>7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then
you<BR>will forget about the tooth ache..<BR><BR>AND..... Sometimes we just need
to remember what The Rules of Life<BR>really are:<BR><BR>You need only two
tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and<BR>it should, use WD-40. If
it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.<BR><BR>And finally... Be really good
to your family and friends. You never<BR>know when you are going to need them to
empty your bedpan<BR><BR><BR>Saint Phlip,<BR>CoDoLDS<BR><BR>"When in doubt, heat
it up and hit it with a hammer."<BR>Blacksmith's credo.<BR><BR>If it walks like
a duck, and quacks like a duck, it is probably not a<BR>cat.<BR><BR>Never a
horse that cain't be rode,<BR>And never a rider who cain't be
throwed....<BR><BR></TT><BR><BR><TT>[To leave this list, send email to
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