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<DIV><SPAN class=941514115-28062004><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>I
suggest the "Homer's Day" episode of the Simpson's...</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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face=Tahoma size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B>
elfsea-bounces+glen.d.wilkerson=lmco.com@ansteorra.org
[mailto:elfsea-bounces+glen.d.wilkerson=lmco.com@ansteorra.org] <B>On Behalf
Of </B>Valentyn Drake<BR><B>Sent:</B> Monday, June 28, 2004 10:22
AM<BR><B>To:</B> 'Barony of Elfsea'<BR><B>Subject:</B> RE: [Elfsea] FW:
[SCA-Chirurgeon] We've been awfully serious latelyso....<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>
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style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">You say tomato, she
says tomahto, I say, "Gah, where's my thumb?"</SPAN></FONT></P>
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Message-----<BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">From:</SPAN></B>
elfsea-bounces+donvalentyn=jeffturnerfiction.com@ansteorra.org
[mailto:elfsea-bounces+donvalentyn=jeffturnerfiction.com@ansteorra.org]
<B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">On Behalf Of </SPAN></B>Richard
Threlkeld<BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Sent:</SPAN></B> Monday, June
28, 2004 9:56 AM<BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">To:</SPAN></B>
elfsea@ansteorra.org<BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Subject:</SPAN></B>
[Elfsea] FW: [SCA-Chirurgeon] We've been awfully serious
latelyso....</SPAN></FONT></P>
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size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Thought
I would share this from the SCA Chirurgeon list.</SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> Phlip
[mailto:phlip@99main.com]<BR><B><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Sent:</SPAN></B> Mon 6/28/2004 9:09 AM<BR><B><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">To:</SPAN></B>
SCA-Chirurgeon@yahoogroups.com<BR><B><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Subject:</SPAN></B> [SCA-Chirurgeon] We've been
awfully serious lately so....</SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in"><TT><FONT
face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">I figure it's time to
lighten up a bit. Here's a list of remedies that you</SPAN></FONT></TT><FONT
face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><BR><TT><FONT
face="Courier New">WON'T find in your First Aid Manual, no matter where you
get your training</FONT></TT><BR><TT><FONT
face="Courier New">;-)</FONT></TT><BR><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">Enjoy
;-)</FONT></TT><BR><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">Ene bichizh ogsen baina
shuu...</FONT></TT><BR><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">Home remedies that
REALLY WORK</FONT></TT><BR><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">Home
Remedies:</FONT></TT><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New"> 1. If you are
choking on an ice cube, don't panic.</FONT></TT><BR><TT><FONT
face="Courier New">Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and
presto! The</FONT></TT><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">blockage will be
almost instantly removed.</FONT></TT><BR><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">2.
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables
by</FONT></TT><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">getting someone else to hold
them while you chop away.</FONT></TT><BR><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">3.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat
by</FONT></TT><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">simply using the
sink.</FONT></TT><BR><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">4. High blood pressure
sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for</FONT></TT><BR><TT><FONT
face="Courier New">awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your
veins.</FONT></TT><BR><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">5. A mouse trap, placed
on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you</FONT></TT><BR><TT><FONT
face="Courier New">from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the
snooze button.</FONT></TT><BR><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">6. If you have
a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you</FONT></TT><BR><TT><FONT
face="Courier New">will be afraid to cough.</FONT></TT><BR><BR><TT><FONT
face="Courier New">7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer,
then you</FONT></TT><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">will forget about the
tooth ache..</FONT></TT><BR><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">AND.....
Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of
Life</FONT></TT><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">really
are:</FONT></TT><BR><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">You need only two tools:
WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and</FONT></TT><BR><TT><FONT
face="Courier New">it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the
duct tape.</FONT></TT><BR><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">And finally... Be
really good to your family and friends. You never</FONT></TT><BR><TT><FONT
face="Courier New">know when you are going to need them to empty your
bedpan</FONT></TT><BR><BR><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">Saint
Phlip,</FONT></TT><BR><TT><FONT
face="Courier New">CoDoLDS</FONT></TT><BR><BR><TT><FONT
face="Courier New">"When in doubt, heat it up and hit it with a
hammer."</FONT></TT><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">Blacksmith's
credo.</FONT></TT><BR><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">If it walks like a
duck, and quacks like a duck, it is probably not a</FONT></TT><BR><TT><FONT
face="Courier New">cat.</FONT></TT><BR><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">Never
a horse that cain't be rode,</FONT></TT><BR><TT><FONT face="Courier New">And
never a rider who cain't be
throwed....</FONT></TT><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><BR><BR><TT><FONT
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