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color=#0000ff size=2>Youngsters especialy should read this - as a warning -
but they probably wouldn't pay attention...</FONT></SPAN></DIV><BR>
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<FONT face=Tahoma size=2><B>From:</B>
elfsea-bounces+glen.d.wilkerson=lmco.com@ansteorra.org
[mailto:elfsea-bounces+glen.d.wilkerson=lmco.com@ansteorra.org] <B>On Behalf Of
</B>pcrandal@sbcglobal.net<BR><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, July 06, 2005 11:01
AM<BR><B>To:</B> elfsea@ansteorra.org<BR><B>Subject:</B> [Elfsea] OT warning -
Youngsters need not read<BR></FONT><BR></DIV>
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<DIV>It was fun being Young. </DIV>
<DIV>Some of the artists of the '60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to
accommodate the baby boomers.<BR><BR>They include:<BR>1. Herman's Hermits - Mrs.
Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker<BR>2. The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken
Hip<BR>3. Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash<BR>4. Ringo Starr -
I Get By With a Little Help from Depends<BR>5. Roberta Flack - The First Time
Ever I Forgot Your Face<BR>6. Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now<BR>7. Paul
Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver<BR>8. Commodores - Once, Twice, Three
Times to the Bathroom<BR>9. Marvin Gaye - Heard it Through the Grape Nuts<BR>10.
Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade of Hair<BR>11. Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like
Napping<BR>12. The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone<BR>13. Abba - Denture
Queen<BR>14. Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me
Fall<BR>15. Helen Reddy - I am Woman, Hear me Snore<BR>16. Willie Nelson - On
the Throne Again<BR>17. Leslie Gore - It'! s My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want
To</DIV></BODY></HTML>