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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma'>-----Original Message-----<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>From:</span></b> hollis
[mailto:hollis@omniport.net] <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Tuesday, May 23, 2006 </span></font><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>11:41 AM</span></font><font
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<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> Irish Humor</span></font></p>
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style='font-size:12.0pt;font-weight:bold'> An Irish daughter had not been
home for over 5 years. Upon her</span></font></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'> return, her father cursed her,
"Where have you been all this</span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>>time, you ingrate! Why
didn't you write us? Not even a line to tell</span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>>us know how you were doing!
Why didn't you call? Don't you know</span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'> what you put your poor mother
through?!!"</span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>></span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>>
The girl, crying, replied, "Dad (sniff sniff), I became a</span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>>
prostitute."</span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>></span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>>
"WHAT?! Out of my house you shameless harlot! Sinner!
You're</span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>>a disgrace to this family. I
don't ever want to lay eyes on you again!"</span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>></span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>>
"Okay, Dad... as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this</span></b>
<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>>
luxurious fur coat, title deeds to a 10-bedroom mansion, plus a</span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>>
savings account certificate for 5 million. For my little brother,</span></b>
<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>>
this gold Rolex. And for you, Dad, the spanking new Mercedes</span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>>
limited edition convertible that's parked outside, a lifetime</span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>>
membership to the Country Club, (takes a breath), an invitation</span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>>
for you all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the</span></b>
<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>> </span></b><b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>Riviera</span></b><b><span style='font-weight:bold'>
and..."</span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>></span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>>
Her father interrupts, "Hold on now. What was it you said you</span></b>
<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>
had become?"</span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>></span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>>
Looking down at the floor, the girl replied, "A prostitute, Dad."</span></b>
<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>></span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>>
God almighty, you gave me such a fright, girl! I thought you</span></b> <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>
said 'a Protestant' Now, come and give your old man a hug."</span></b>
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