[Gatesedge] FW: Fw: I Love Mustard!!!

[Carolyn Young]

Oh, bit I am bringing a LOT of stuff.  Are you sure you can check it ALL?

Caitlin The (Very Sneaky) Celt

Carolyn Young
MIS Department
Goodman Mfg.
713.861.2500  ext 425


-----Original Message-----
From: Gwynafwy /Jennifer [mailto:gwyn_26 at hotmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2001 1:53 PM
To: gatesedge at ansteorra.org
Subject: RE: [Gatesedge] FW: Fw: I Love Mustard!!!


Not a problem.  I will check everything she brings on to the site.

Gwyn-The I've got it covered!


----Original Message Follows----
From: "Mills, Scott" <Scott.Mills at compaq.com>
Reply-To: gatesedge at ansteorra.org
To: "'gatesedge at ansteorra.org'" <gatesedge at ansteorra.org>
Subject: RE: [Gatesedge] FW: Fw: I Love Mustard!!!
Date: Wed, 16 May 2001 12:17:21 -0500

This from our Feast Steward.

Someone please make sure there is no mustard around the feast hall at MSF.

-EA


-----Original Message-----
From: Carolyn Young [mailto:Carolyn.Young at goodmanmfg.com]
Subject: [Gatesedge] FW: Fw: I Love Mustard!!!


This one is just too good not to pass on.  Bowen, especially, take note.

Caitlin

Carolyn Young
MIS Department
Goodman Mfg.
713.861.2500  ext 425


Subject: I Love Mustard!!!

  As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham,
  a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown,
  gourmet mustard.

  The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the
  picnic table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was
  stopped by my wife suddenly at my side. "Hold Johnny (our
  six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said.

  I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was
  reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of
  mustard on my fingers.

  I love mustard.

  I had no napkin.

  I licked it off.

  It was not mustard.

  No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time
  I have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each
  hand I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on
  my tongue.

  Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard) my wife
  said, "Now you know why they call that mustard 'Poupon.'"
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