[Gatesedge] Re: Fw: Valentine Rhymes

[Hugh Killingbury]

DO NOT READ THIS AT WORK !!!!!!!!!!!!

--- "D. Vandever" <hlannes at ev1.net> wrote:
> Dear Friends and Family,
>
> This was sent to me by another dear friend.  I
> thought they were hysterical.
> I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
> Darlene/Annes
> Dear God,  Help me to be the person
> my dog thinks I am.  Amen
>
> These are entries to a competition asking for a
> rhyme with the most Romantic
> first line but least romantic second line:
>
> Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
>  but I only slept with you, because I was pissed
>
> I thought that I could love no other
>  Until, that is, I met your brother
>
> Roses are red, violets are blue,
>  sugar is sweet, and so are you.
>  But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
>  the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
>
> Of loving beauty you float with grace
>  If only you could hide your face
>
> Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
>  This describes everything you are not
>
> I want to feel your sweet embrace
>  But don't take that paper bag off of your face
>
> I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
>  Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
> My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
>  Marrying you screwed up my life
>
> I see your face when I am dreaming
>  That's why I always wake up screaming
>
> My love you take my breath away
>  What have you stepped in to smell this way
>
> My feelings for you no words can tell
>  Except for maybe "go to hell"
>
> What inspired this amorous rhyme?
>  Two parts vodka, one part lime
>
>


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