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<DIV></DIV>Joan
<DIV></DIV>The one thing is the mundane version of suitor 5.0 doesn't come with hand kissing to begin with, I think I'll stick with our guys.
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<DIV></DIV>>After time fiddling with the mudane version that came across
<DIV></DIV>>my email and being the nuisance I am, I created a SCA Version.
<DIV></DIV>>Please note-None of the Glaslyn Lords fit this. Or I am praying
<DIV></DIV>>they don't. Your suggestions to the SCA Version will of course
<DIV></DIV>>be added.
<DIV></DIV>>Please enjoy
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<DIV></DIV>>Joan
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<DIV></DIV>>Your Grace,
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Your vast knowledge and wisdom is sought for counsel.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Last year after the appropriate posting of the banns, I upgraded Suitor
<DIV></DIV>>5.0 to MiLaird Husband 1.0.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>It was not long after the Warlords Tourney I began to notice changes in
<DIV></DIV>>MiLaird Husband 1.0, the lord steward modules have limited meself,
<DIV></DIV>>the Chatelaine of the Manor 1.0 to the Clothier, Dyer, Goldsmith
<DIV></DIV>>and Furrier Merchant applications.
<DIV></DIV>>All of this had worked flawlessly under Suitor 5.0.
<DIV></DIV>>No mention of this was made in my marriage portion or morning gift.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>I recently be notified that Laird Husband 1.0 has uninstalled several
<DIV></DIV>>valuable programs, in particular Court Dancing 8.2, Poetry Reading 2.5,
<DIV></DIV>>HolyLand
<DIV></DIV>>Crusade for Two 3.9, Brushing Lady Hair 1.0 and Hand Kissing 2.0.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>The Laird Husband 1.0 has installed some new very undesirable programs
<DIV></DIV>>that were not mention in my bride price, such as Daily Fighter Pratice
<DIV></DIV>>4.0, Wash Me Boots 3.2, Heathen Friends in Solar Tormenting the Maids
<DIV></DIV>>1.0,
<DIV></DIV>>The Stag-Boar-Eel is not cooked yet/Where's Me Meal 5.5,
<DIV></DIV>>Leave the Castle without a Kiss 5.8, Archery Pratice in the Main Hall
<DIV></DIV>>2.0
<DIV></DIV>>No Attendance in the Courtyard Garden 4.5 and Falling Asleep in the
<DIV></DIV>>Bedcloset 5.0.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>I have also discovered that Polite Conversation 8.0 no longer runs,
<DIV></DIV>>something call Grunting Viruses as taken its place
<DIV></DIV>>and Castle-Stable-Bailey Cleaning 2.6 crashes the system.
<DIV></DIV>>I have tried running the Nag 5.3 Virus program to fix it, nothing seems
<DIV></DIV>>to work.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>I have enlisted the aid of Nuns in Cloister 1. 5 for assistance, but
<DIV></DIV>>nothing
<DIV></DIV>>seems help.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Please Your Grace, I call to your assistance in this grave manner.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Reply to Chatelaine in the Manor,
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<DIV></DIV>>My Most Gracious Lady,
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>This is a common problem in our kingdom, caused by a primary
<DIV></DIV>>misconception.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>First get rid of the Nuns in the Cloister 1.5, as it will not
<DIV></DIV>>run with MiLaird Husband 1.0. Conflict in software applications.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Often with the negotiations in martial contracts between the nobles of
<DIV></DIV>>this
<DIV></DIV>>land that one simply upgrade without really understanding that Suitor
<DIV></DIV>>5.0
<DIV></DIV>>is a Court Entertainment package.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>MiLaird Husband 1.0 is a operating system designed to run as few
<DIV></DIV>>applications
<DIV></DIV>>as possible and certainly not in any kind of multitasking role.
<DIV></DIV>>You will find that you are unable to uninstall, delete or purge MiLaird
<DIV></DIV>>Husband 1.0
<DIV></DIV>>and re-install Suitor 5.0 because hidden file system simply cause Suitor
<DIV></DIV>>5.0 to crash
<DIV></DIV>>without warning. After review of the binary in your morning gift and
<DIV></DIV>>marriage portion
<DIV></DIV>>we have discover the section regarding General Partnerships Faults.
<DIV></DIV>>Please review
<DIV></DIV>>this.
<DIV></DIV>>This General Partnership Faults( GPF's) is a feature of MiLaird Husband
<DIV></DIV>>1.0
<DIV></DIV>>and can be activate by the following,
<DIV></DIV>>enter the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME. At times this conjunction,
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Tears 6.2, I Thought you loved me lands too 2.3.
<DIV></DIV>>Mi Laird Husband 1.0 should then automatically applications
<DIV></DIV>>I Beg Pardon, Apologize 12.3, Flowers 7.8 and Wipe Tears From Lady's
<DIV></DIV>>Eyes 6.8.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Excessive use of this command line, however can cause serious GPF's and
<DIV></DIV>>you will have to enter the command
<DIV></DIV>>c:/ MiLaird, I Beg thee Forgiveness 3.0 or
<DIV></DIV>>I Apologize my lord while Unlacing Kirtle option available.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Excessive use of MiLaird,I beg thee forgiveness can
<DIV></DIV>>also cause MiLaird 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence in the Main Hall 2.5
<DIV></DIV>>(note this does not happen with Unlacing Kirtle Option, programer is
<DIV></DIV>>reviewing)
<DIV></DIV>>in some cases, default into Grumpy in Ladies Solar 5.6 and in extreme
<DIV></DIV>>cases
<DIV></DIV>>to revert to GoneUpToTheTavern 6.1 and Ale/Mead 7.8.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Ale/Mead 7.8 is very nasty program that causes MiLaird Husband1.0
<DIV></DIV>>to create FatBelly files,Snoring Loudly files and Falling Down the
<DIV></DIV>>Castle
<DIV></DIV>>Stairs, Destorying MiLady and Chatelaine's Tapestries Files along the
<DIV></DIV>>way.
<DIV></DIV>>Excessive use of Ale/Mead 7.8 may cause MiLaird Husband 1.0 to
<DIV></DIV>>revert to Religious Ecstasy in Foreign Lands or How Did MiLaird Go Nuts.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>My Gracious Lady, you are advised Not under any circumstances not
<DIV></DIV>>install
<DIV></DIV>>MiLady Mother in Law 1.0 or MiLady's Mother 1.0, as these applications
<DIV></DIV>>will cause an selective shutdown of MiLaird Husband 1.0.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Finally do remember that while MiLaird Husband is a great program,
<DIV></DIV>>it does have limited memory, cannot learn applications quickly and will
<DIV></DIV>>cause errors.
<DIV></DIV>>We would suggest My Lady that you consider using a portion of your
<DIV></DIV>>morning
<DIV></DIV>>gift to purchase additional software to improve MiLaird Husband's
<DIV></DIV>>performance,
<DIV></DIV>>such as Hot Roasted Boar with sidedish of Stag 5.3, Rub MiLaird'sHead
<DIV></DIV>>2.5,
<DIV></DIV>>Trashy Chemise and Harem Clothing 3.0 while using Run Around the Oak
<DIV></DIV>>Trestle File
<DIV></DIV>>removing such and the very latest Patience 10.1
<DIV></DIV>>We hope this helps Castle in Shire run well.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>In Service
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>
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