HNW - Fw: Humor for people who sew...

Lyn Greaves rosamund at frontiernet.net
Wed Sep 16 23:49:36 PDT 1998


>>
>>>A costumer died and found herself in a mystical place, surrounded by men
>>>and women who wandered about admiring bolt on bolt of beautiful fabric on
>>>shelves stretching on for as far as the eye could see.
>>>
>>>Overjoyed, the woman turned to a lady who was running her hands with
>>>pleasure over a rich and costly silk, and said "This is a wonderful
place!
>>>Is it heaven??"
>>>
>>>The lady replied, "No, this is hell.  There aren't any scissors."
>

I still wear the t-shirt I bought one Pennsic as inspiration when I do a
REAL fabric shopping trip:

Those who die with the most fabric are DEAD.......when's the estate sale??

Lyn Greaves
Lady Rosamund d'Alwareton
     OM, OTerp, OSalamander
Thorny Rose

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