[Hellsgate] [Bryn-gwlad] Foul News

[tmcd at panix.com]

On Sun, 9 Oct 2011, Casey Weed <seoseaweed at gmail.com> wrote:
> I want the heralds involved seized and questioned with the most
> rigor we can muster...

In all civilized lands, a herald is inviolate in his office.
The voice of the herald is the voice of the Crown.  Indeed, in
Scotland, anyone who assails Lyon King of Arms while he is performing
his office is guilty of treason.  Further, no king or queen of
Ansteorra would be so base as to punish someone for honest error or
for following the law and going their duties.

But if you want to investigate: no treasurer of Bryn Gwlad would be so
foolish to touch anything that Hanse touched, for fear of a case of
griping of the guts, the moon pall, the strong fives, the marthambles,
or rockogrogle [1].  So it might profit you to interrogate the
treasurer of Bryn Gwlad (good luck on that one! what type of bandage
do you prefer?) and torture the intermediary who paid for the
submission.

Danet de Lyncoln

[1] The marthambles may be period.
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/000556.html
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Tim McDaniel; Reply-To: tmcd at panix.com