ANSTHRLD - Don't go to Meridies...
darin_herndon at bswintl.com
Thu Dec 2 15:52:59 PST 1999
[OFF TOPIC HUMOR to follow]
WARNING: The following was apparently posted a Meridian Heralds list before crossing the border to someone in my barony. It originally had a subject line of: KINGDOM OF MERIDIES HERALD SEASON AND BAG LIMITS
>> 1300.01 GENERAL
>> 1. Any person with a valid Meridies hunting license may harvest
>> 2. Taking of heralds with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of
>>books as bait is prohibited.
>> 3. Killing of heralds with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally
>>remove dead herald to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
>> 4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest heralds from a snow
>>helicopter, or aircraft.
>> 5. It shall be unlawful to shout "newbie", "you -still- don't have a
>>device?", or "free Cathal!" for the purpose of trapping heralds.
>> 6. It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 100 yards of BMW
>> 7. It shall be unlawful to use sheep, young squires, $100 bills,
>>bimbos, or newbies to attract heralds.
>> 8. It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 200 yards of Royal
>>Baronial Court, whorehouses, health spas, sheep ranches or used
>> 9. If a herald is appointed to Corporate office, it shall be a felony
>>hunt, trap, or possess it.
>> 10. Stuffed or mounted heralds must have a state health department
>>for rabies and other vermin.
>> 11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a sheep,
>>Tuchux, bunny-fur bimbo or tavern keeper for the purpose of hunting
>> 12. It shall be illegal to hunt any herald in actual performance of
>> BAG LIMITS
>> 1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
>> 2. Two-faced Letter Writer 1
>> 3. Common Back-stabber 4
>> 4. Small-breasted Ball Buster (Female only) 3
>> 5. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
>> 6. Honest Herald EXTINCT
>> 7. Cut-throat 2
>> 8. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
>> 9. Brown-nosed Crown Kisser 2
>> 10. Absent-Minded Device Loser $100 BOUNTY
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