LR - Fw: Subject: Police Matters
srourke at gte.net
Sat Aug 12 15:07:57 PDT 2000
> Subject: Police Matters
> Policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't
> getting many. Then, he discovered the problem-a 10-year old boy was
> standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP
> AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a
> sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.
> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
> automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he
> the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with
> another mailed photo of handcuffs.
> A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle
> officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
> said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway
> Ball." He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a
> moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.
> He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was
> laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.
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