[DFW-Announce] Cool Kitty to good home
admin at elfsea.net
Sat Dec 16 09:33:22 PST 2000
Would *you* like to be among the select few to be considered for
ownership by a cat? Pooh Kitty, a sable colored feline, is a somewhat
beloved institution of the Steppes Scribal Community (tm - patent
Alas, Pooh Kitty has been advised that his current part time food
employee (Aslyn) is no longer allowed to retain said feline in her
abode (Read: the apartment people would not renew the lease unless
would agree to not have any pets. Aslyn - would could not move at this
time - acquiesced. We now continue with our story already in
Furthermore, Aslyn (who has the lungs of an eighty year old
and is, oddly enough, allergic to cats [yes, always has been]) really
doesn't need to be around cats that much any more (although she does
P.K. (who is currently working on his memoirs), would dearly love
find a new home wrought with catnip and babes. However, he'll settle
anywhere other than the no-kill shelter of the SPCA, which is where he
unfortunately be sent back to unless he finds a home. Time is, also,
essence as his current (and most gracious) innkeepers must, alas, part
his presence as soon as possible.
Here are the character stats for the Pooh:
Name: Pooh Kitty
Age: Ummm....I dunno....7? 8?
Color: Sable\Dark Brown - faint tiger stripe on his belly
Strengths: Can open doors with special sumo wrestling moves;
"Air P.K." move where he can do a complete backflip *when properly
motivated*; loves to fish and hunt; great with scribes; is working
Weaknesses: Can replay answering machine messages if he's miffed at
If interested in this once in a lifetime offer, please inquire at
aslyn2 at mindspring.com
Seriously folks, I really do love this cat, and I really would
go to a good home than back to the Shelter from whence he came. They
hard time placing him the first time (as he was a grown cat). He's a
cool kitty. So....if you know of *anyone* who would like him, please
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