LR - Dragon

[Sean]

I know I'll catch hell for this ....but I love it!!!!  snicker
Sean
----- Original Message -----
From: "Padraig Ruad O'Maolagain" <padraig_ruad at irishbard.com>
To: <loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
Sent: Thursday, May 04, 2000 3:42 PM
Subject: LR - Dragon


> This bounced when Caerell originally sent it out, and I hope I've got it
set yo go out to the list now.
>
> Padraig
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Curtis Myers
> To: Curtis E Myers
> Sent: Monday, April 24, 2000 4:56 PM
> Subject: Dragon
>
>
> this is a fairy tale, not a space story:
>
> Once upon a time there was a dragon...
> he was your typical dragon, with your typical dragon's diet of fair
maidens, knights and squires.... livestock...  Except once a month he ate a
bard for lunch.
> Now this monthly snack gave him no end of distress and unsettledness...
> and he couldnt figure out why, but it was his favorite treat [He must have
been a music critic] and he wasn't willing to give it up.  Finally after
several months of this, he waylays a high level cleric to help cure him of
this terrible illness...
> The Cleric does some research and casts some spells and comes back from
town dragging a half barrel of Mydol and he then tells the dragon "I have
bad news.  You can either quit your monthly snack, or you can eat this
barrel of pills, and that wont even cure the problem."
> The Dragon Roars "Why NOT!!!!!"
> To which the cleric replies "Because there's no known cure for Minstrel
Cramps"
>
> --
> Nunc Est Bibendum
> **********
> Politicians prefer unarmed peasants.
> --
>
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