[Loch-ruadh] Fw: OT -- Joke for Friday

[Spence & Robin Mabry]

Ouch!

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On Behalf Of STEVE K  ROURKE
Sent:	Friday, April 27, 2001 6:07 PM
To:	loch-ruadh
Subject:	[Loch-ruadh] Fw: OT -- Joke for Friday



> An English doctor is being shown around a Scottish hospital during the
Great
> War.  At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of
> patients who show no obvious signs of injury.
>
> He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:  "Fair
fa'
> yer sonsie face, Great chieftain e' the puddin' race! Aboon
> them a' ye tak your place, painch tripe or thairm: Weel are ye wordy o' a
> grace as lang's my arm."
>
> The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and
> immediately the patient launches into: "Some hae meat, and canna eat, And
> some wad eat that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, And sae the
Lord
> be thankit."
>
> This continues with the next patient: "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous
beastie,
> O what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae hasty, Wi
> bickering brattle I wad be laith to run and chase thee, Wi murdering
> prattle!"
>
> "Well," the Englishman mutters to his Scottish colleague, "I see you saved
> the psychiatric ward for the last."
>
> "Nay, nay," the Scottish doctor corrected him,
>
>
>
>
> *****ready for it*****??
>
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> "this is the Serious Burns unit."
>
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>


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