[Loch-ruadh] Fw: OT -- Joke for Friday

[Julie Self]

LOVE IT!!!
Gwenllian


>From: "STEVE K  ROURKE" <SROURKE at prodigy.net>
>Reply-To: loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org
>To: "loch-ruadh" <loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
>Subject: [Loch-ruadh] Fw: OT -- Joke for Friday
>Date: Fri, 27 Apr 2001 16:07:24 -0700
>
>
>
> > An English doctor is being shown around a Scottish hospital during the
>Great
> > War.  At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of
> > patients who show no obvious signs of injury.
> >
> > He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:  "Fair
>fa'
> > yer sonsie face, Great chieftain e' the puddin' race! Aboon
> > them a' ye tak your place, painch tripe or thairm: Weel are ye wordy o' 
>a
> > grace as lang's my arm."
> >
> > The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and
> > immediately the patient launches into: "Some hae meat, and canna eat, 
>And
> > some wad eat that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, And sae the
>Lord
> > be thankit."
> >
> > This continues with the next patient: "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous
>beastie,
> > O what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae hasty, Wi
> > bickering brattle I wad be laith to run and chase thee, Wi murdering
> > prattle!"
> >
> > "Well," the Englishman mutters to his Scottish colleague, "I see you 
>saved
> > the psychiatric ward for the last."
> >
> > "Nay, nay," the Scottish doctor corrected him,
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > *****ready for it*****??
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "this is the Serious Burns unit."
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
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