[Loch-ruadh] OT---improper use of duct tape---humor

blakrose blakrose at swbell.net
Thu Dec 6 12:51:59 PST 2001

this was sent to me and i thought you guys might need a chuckle too...

Another use for Duct Tape

> Davie walks into a bar and sees his friend Norm
slumped over the bar.
> walks over and asks Norm what's wrong.
> "Well," replies Norm, "you know that beautiful girl
at work that I
> I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every
time I saw her?"
> "Yes," replies Davie, with a smile.
> "Well," says Norm, straightening up. "I finally
plucked up the
> ask her out, and she agreed."
> "That's great!" says Davie, "When are you going
> "I went to meet her this evening," continues Norm,
"but I was worried
> get an erection again. So, I got some duct tape out
> of my truck and taped my penis to my leg, so if I
did get a woody, it
> wouldn't show."
> "Sensible." says Davie.
> "So I get to her door," says Norm, "and rang her
doorbell. She
answered in
> the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
> "And what happened then?"
> Norm slumps back over the bar again. "I kicked her
in the face."

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