[Loch-ruadh] Fw: [Funny] Latin Translations ;-)

[STEVE K ROURKE]

Found this on the Rialto and just had to post it for some reason.
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> You never know when a little conversational Latin might come in
> handy. Toward that end I've dug up a few Latin phrases for you
> to familiarize yourself with...
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> Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
> It's not the heat, it's the humidity.
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> Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
> God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!
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> Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
> The designated hitter rule has got to go.
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> Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
> I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
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> Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
> If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.
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> Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax
> materiam possit materiari?
> How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
> chuck wood?
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> (At a barbeque)
> Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
> Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into
> your face?
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> Neutiquam erro.
> I am not lost.
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> Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo
> elabitur.
> Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just
> sort of slips out.
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