[Loch-ruadh] yet ANOTHER name game....

[Jane Sitton]

Just call me Zippy Cootiehiney.

Jane

or

Gidget Girdlelips

Madelina

Follow the instructions to find your new name.  The following in an excerpt
from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to
assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New First Name:

a=poopsie
b=lumpy
c=buttercup
d=gidget
e=crusty
f=greasy
g=fluffy
h=cheeseball
i=chim-chim
j=stinky
k=flunky
l=booger
m=pinky
n=zippy
o=goober
q=slimy
r=loopy
s=snotty
t=tulefel
u=dorkey
v=squeezit
w=oprah
x=skipper
y=dinky
z=zsa-zsa.

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
New Last Name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u= chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
New Last Name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck !
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.  Bill
Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.

Now when you FORWARD THIS... use your new name as the subject.  And remember
that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average
of 4 times a day.  Put more laughter in your life!!!