[Loch-ruadh] Fwd: How True

[Cantley_Tim at emc.com]

> Subject: Texas women
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> Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a bar in Texas.
> One man was from Michigan, one from Florida and one from
> Texas
> They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their
> wives.
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> The guy from Michigan began by saying: "I told my wife in no
> uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do her own cooking.
> Well
> on the first day I saw nothing. On the second day I saw nothing.
> But on the third day when I came home from work, the table was
> set, a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert."
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> Then the man from Florida spoke up: "I sat my wife down and told
> her, that from now on she would have to do her own shopping, and also do
> the
> cleaning.
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> The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the
> third
> day when I came home, the whole house was spotless and in the pantry the
> shelves were filled with groceries.
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> The fellow from Texas was married to an enlightened woman
> from the Mountain area. He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out
> his chest and said: "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from
> now
> on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and housecleaning.
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> Well the first day I saw nothing. The second day I still saw nothing. But
> by the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left
> eye...............!"
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