[Loch-ruadh] JOKE!!!!

[STEVE K ROURKE]

> Three guys, one Irish,  one English and one Scottish, are out walking
> along the beach together one day.  They come across a lantern and a
> Genie
> pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in
> total", says the Genie.
>
> The Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was
> a fisherman and my son will be one too.  I want all the oceans full of
> fish for all eternity." So,  with a blink of the Genie's eye "FOOM" the
> oceans were teaming with fish.
>
> The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England,
> protecting her,  so that nothing will get in for all eternity. Again,
> with a blink of the Genie's eye "POOF" there was a huge wall around
> England.
>
> The Scot asks, "I'm very curious.  Please tell me more about this wall."
>
> The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick,
> protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
>
> The Scot says, "Fill it up with water."