[Loch-ruadh] Top 10 Indications That Cats Are The Evolutionary Descendants Of

STEVE K ROURKE SROURKE at prodigy.net
Thu Nov 15 11:56:37 PST 2001


Top 10 Indications That Cats Are The Evolutionary Descendants Of
Dragons

10. Ability to invoke fear with minor changes of position/facial
expression

9. Really wicked breath

8. Enjoy toying with mortals

7. They are constantly offered gifts in order to appease their wrath

6. Ability to gain total control over the humans in its territory

5. Claws that can decimate the toughest armor (and upholstery)

4. Affinity for high perches from which it can survey all that it
controls

3. The size of its ego is consistent with that of its evolutionary
forebears

2. Habit of playing with food

1. Ability to monitor its territory while seemingly asleep





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