[Loch-Ruadh] rednecks

[Terry Varner]

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods
hunting when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes
are rolled back in his head. The other
redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "Bubba is dead!
What can I do?"  In a calm voice the operater says,
Just take it easy, I can help. First, let's
make sure he's dead."
There is a silence...then a gunshot is heard.
Bubba's friend comes back on the line and
says, "Ok, now what?"



Terry Varner



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