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[Terry Varner]

>They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. Hooray! I have
>recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit
>Disorder...This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car; I start toward
>the garage and notice the mail on the table. OK, I'm going to wash the car.
>But first I'm going to go through the mail. I lay the car keys down on the
>desk, discard the junk mail and I notice the trash can is full. OK,I'll
>just put the bills on my desk and take the trash can out, but since I_m
>going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills first.Now,
>where is my checkbook? OOPS, there's only one check left. My extra checks
>are in my desk. Oh, there's the coke I was drinking. I'm going to look for
>those checks. But first I need to put my coke further away from the
>computer, or maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while.
>I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye, they need some
>water. I set the coke on the counter and ooh oh! There are my glasses. I
>was looking for them all morning! I'd better put them away first. I fill a
>container with water and head for the flowerpots - - Aaaaaagh! Someone left
>the TV remote in the kitchen. We will never think to look in the kitchen
>tonight when we want to watch television so I'd better put it back in the
>family room where it belongs. I splash some water into the pots and onto
>the floor, I throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head
>back down the hall trying to figure out what it was I was going to do?
>
>End of Day:
>
>The car isn't washed, the bills are unpaid, the coke is sitting on the
>kitchen counter, the flowers are half watered, the checkbook still only has
>one check in it and I can't seem to find my car keys! When I try to figure
>out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY
>ALL DAY LONG! I realize this is a serious condition and I'll get help, BUT
>FIRST I think I'll check my e-mail...
>
>Please send this to everyone you know because I DON'T REMEMBER TO WHOM I'VE
>SENT THIS! But please don't send it back to me or I might send it to you
>again!
>
>


Terry Varner
Don't worry about temptation.  As you grow older, it starts avoiding you.




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