[Loch-Ruadh] You need a break from all this Pay to Play Mail today :)
Donna Wallis
mama_mac at airmail.net
Thu Jul 25 14:00:46 PDT 2002
FW: Stock TipBrewers of Loch Ruadh I loved this Stock Tip!!
Stock Tip
All you clever investors please note:
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the
stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for
the 10 cent deposit (in Maine), you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.
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