[Loch-Ruadh] Fw: lawyers

[George & Pamela]

> Sent: Friday, May 03, 2002 12:09 PM
> Subject: Fwd: lawyers
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 > A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand
in  a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked,
"Ms. Jones, do you know me?
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"She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since
you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about
them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't
the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
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 The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the
room and asked, "Ms. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?" She again
replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster,
too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too, has
been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking
problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law
practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated
on his wife with three different women. Yes, I know him."
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 The defense attorney was also surprised and shocked.

At this point, the judge brought the courtroom to silence and called both
counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, "If
either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for
contempt!"
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