[Loch-Ruadh] Fwd: Clean Joke

[Chris Harper]

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Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her
kindergarten students put on his boots? He asked for help and

she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the

boots still didn't want to go on.
When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost
whimpered when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong

feet."

She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling

the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her

cool as together they worked to get the boots back on -- this time

on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue rather
than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like

she wanted to.
Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off.
He then said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear them."

She didn't know if she should laugh or cry. She mustered up the grace
and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
She said, "Now, where are your mittens?" He said, "I stuffed them in
the toes of my boots..."
Her trial starts next week.



Everett Harper
LAN/WAN Engineer
SkyChefs, Inc.
(817) 792-1914
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