[Loch-Ruadh] Fw: [riverhaven] FW: OT - Joke - Fw: Top Ten Signs You'll Never Be a Peer

[Steve Rourke]

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This came over a list from Lochac, and I thought it would be fun to share. :)

Dohmnall


For the purposes of the discussion about franchise and voting, see #1:

> 10. Prowess? Check! Courage? Check! Generosity, humility, fidelity?
> D'OH!!
>
> 9. Remember the time you said, "I wish I was a Pelican, so I could sit on
> my butt while my proteges do all the work"? Well, the Pelicans remember!
>
> 8. For some reason, the Laurels failed to fully appreciate your A&S
> Food-Prep entry of Sardinian Maggot-Filled Pecorino Cheese.
>
> 7. The Ladies of the Rose weren't thrilled by your Royal Command forcing
> them to act as your "Serving Wenches" while you were Queen.
>
> 6. Win dozens of tourneys, most of the Knights still don't know who you
> are.   But kick your helm off the field just once...
>
> 5. Buying an embroidered shirt off the rack at K-Mart and entering it in
> A&S didn't fool anyone, you know.
>
> 4. You know those heralds you used to heckle every time they cried the
> camp?   They're now the major Pelican voting bloc.
>
> 3. In retrospect, taking the ICQ nickname "SwordGod" wasn't the best way
> to get the Chivalry to take you seriously. But it has given you ample
> justification for your new nickname, "WalkingBruise".
>
> 2. Sure, mime was a period art form. And, yes, you do a great job of
> staying entirely in your mime persona at events. Unfortunately, you're
> also the Court Herald.
>
> 1. Even Sir John FitzRauf refuses to expand his "Kitchen Sink" Peerage
> proposal to include "Participating In The SCA Only Via The Internet".




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