[Loch-Ruadh] Fw: Road Rage?

[George & Pamela]

Very Funny

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Subject: FW: Road Rage?


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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Bill Terry [mailto:wpterr at cox.net]
> Sent: Saturday, September 07, 2002 9:47 AM
> Subject: Road Rage?
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> I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
> in
> front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder
> to
> avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung
> his
> arm out his window and flipped the woman off.
>
> "Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and
> wave
> in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic
> and
> here's why:
>
> I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day.
> Of
> these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
> bumper-to-bumper is
> on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in,
> that
> means I pass something like a new car every 40 feet per lane. That's 7
> cars
> every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or
>
> 31,424 cars.
>
> Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I
> pass
> at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like
> 36,000
> cars I pass every day. Statistically, half of these are driven by
> females,
> that's 18,000.
>
> In any given group of females 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.
>
> According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
> or
> unrewarding. That's 449.
>
> According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
> seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
>
> And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
>
> According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry
> weapons
> and this number is increasing.
>
> That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
> has a
> lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
> considered
> suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
>
> Flip one off? I think not.
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