[Loch-Ruadh] Fwd: Fw: Texans

[John Stegall]

THATS CAUSE ITS ALREADY BEEN HOTTER THAN !!@@#$^&*(()_+_
AND THATS JUST BEEN THE SPRING HERE IN FT WORTH!

AND WE JUST HAVEN'T DECIDED   WHAT BRAND OF A/C TO PUT IN 
 WE ALREADY GOT THE POWER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] Fwd: Fw: Texans



Hope you like this. 

Inez  Innes 


Subject: Texans 


> Gabriel came to the Lord and said, " I have to talk to you.  We have some 
> Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems.  They're swinging on 
the 
> pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, 
> their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing Baseball caps 
> and cowboy hats instead of their halos.  They refuse to keep the stairway 
> to Heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over 
the 
> place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing." 
> 
> The Lord said, "I made them special, Gabriel.  Heaven is Home to all my 
> children.  If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the 
> Devil." 
> 
> The Devil answered the phone, " Hello?  Damn, hold on a minute." 
> 
> The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back.  What can I do for you?" 
> 
> The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having 
> down there." 
> 
> The Devil said, "Hold on again.  I need to check on something." 
> 
> After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. 
> Now what was the question?" 
> 
> The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" 
> 
> The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on, Lord." 
> 
> This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes.  The Devil returned and said , 
I'm 
> sorry Lord, I can't talk right now.  Them damn Texans done put out the 
fire 
> and are trying to install air conditioning." 
> 
> 
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