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Terry Varner tdv250 at hotmail.com
Tue Jan 14 07:25:50 PST 2003


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GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a
loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door
where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is
asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is
three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to
bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk
guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she
asks. "No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is
pouring out!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down
and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and
should be ashamed of your self!" The man does as he is told,
gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark,

"Hello, are you still there?""Yes," comes back
the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where
are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!" replies
the drunk.
Terry Varner You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move
and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape

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