[Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)

[Gerald Lewis]

Terry Terry Terry.  I respond to this at the risk of offending others(mostly
of the male variety-but here goes).   I must tell you something here.   I
must defend my fairer kin especially the beautiful blonde ones.

Do you sir, know why blonde jokes are SHORT?

So men can remember them!

*ahem*

Suzanne Dufay

----- Original Message -----
From: Terry Varner <tdv250 at hotmail.com>
To: <loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
Sent: Thursday, January 30, 2003 7:59 PM
Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] (no subject)


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> Subject: Horseback Riding
>
>
>       A young lady decides to try horseback riding, even though she has
> had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted   and
the
> horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and
> rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror,
she
> grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries
to
> throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of
the
> horse anyway.
>
> The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
> Finally, giving up her frail grip, the young lady attempts to leap away
from
> the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot
> becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the
> horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over
> and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere
> moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Larry,
> the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
>
>       Thank God for heroes.
>
> This was origonally a blond joke, but I know enough blonds to be leary so
I
> changed it.
> Terry Varner You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
move
> and it should, use WD-40.
> If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape
>
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