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Terry Varner tdv250 at hotmail.com
Thu Jan 30 17:59:38 PST 2003


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Subject: Horseback Riding


      A young lady decides to try horseback riding, even though she has
had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted   and the
horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and
rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she
grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to
throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the
horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the young lady attempts to leap away from
the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot
becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the
horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over
and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Larry,
the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

      Thank God for heroes.

This was origonally a blond joke, but I know enough blonds to be leary so I
changed it.
Terry Varner You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move
and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape

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