[Loch-Ruadh] Sadly

Terry Varner tdv250 at hotmail.com
Wed Jul 9 09:43:22 PDT 2003

Sadly . . .

An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and
kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes
aptitude test.

The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum
of $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get
in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and
advise you when to start and where to report on your first day."

Taken back, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer
nor an e-mail address.

To this the manager replies, "You must understand that to a company
ours that means that you virtually do not exist. Without an e-mail
you can hardly expect to be employed by a high-tech firm. Good day."

Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in
wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling 25lb
crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate, carries it to a busy
corner and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he sells all the
tomatoes and makes 100% profit. Repeating the process several times
that day, he ends up with almost $100 and arrives home that night with
several bags of groceries for his family.

During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next day.
the end of the week he is getting up early every day and working into
night. He multiplies his profits quickly. Early in the second week he
acquires a cart to transport several boxes of tomatoes at a time, but
before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a broken down pickup
At the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left
their neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato business, his wife
buying the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses at the
community college so she can keep books for him.

By the end of the second year he has a dozen very nice used trucks and
employs fifteen previously unemployed people, all selling tomatoes.

He continues to work hard. Time passes and at the end of the fifth year
owns a fleet of nice trucks and a warehouse which his wife supervises,
plus two tomato farms that the boys manage. The tomato company's
has put hundreds of homeless and jobless people to work. His daughter
reports that the business grossed a million dollars.

Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance.
with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new
circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in
to send the final documents electronically.

When the man replies that he doesn't have time to mess with a computer
has no e-mail address, the insurance man is stunned, "What, you don't
e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think where you would be today
you'd had all of that five years ago!"

"Ha!" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five years ago I would be
sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.15 an hour."

Which brings us to the moral: ...........................

Since you got this story by e-mail, you're probably closer to being a
janitor than a millionaire.

Sadly, I received it also

Terry Varner
You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it 
should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape

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