[Loch-Ruadh] Fwd: A note from President Clinton...

[Brighid MacFergus]

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Hee Hee!!

Subject: A note from President Clinton...
Date: Mon, 31 Mar 2003 14:32:51 +0000

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a
man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.
So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM all women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed
out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in patio chairs in
front of their house to prove they are not Taliban,
demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude
women other than their wife and to show support for
all women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of
alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof
of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The Government
appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton


I'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry with the saints, the sinners have much more fun...


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