[Loch-Ruadh] Fw: Subj: BBQ (sounds about right )

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>Date: Sun, 18 May 2003 21:38:13 -0400 (EDT)
>From: JPW311 at aol.com
>Subject: Subj: BBQ 
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>Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real"
>man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the  following chain
>of events is put into motion.
>
> 1 ) The woman goes to the store.
> 2 ) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
> 3 ) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a  tray along
>with the necessary cooking utensils, and  takes it to the man, who is
>lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer or two.
> 4 ) The man places the meat on the grill.
> 5 ) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
> 6 ) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
> 7 ) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
> 8 ) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the  table.
> 9 ) After eating, the woman clears the table and  does the dishes.
> 10) The man asks the woman  how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
>seeing   her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some
>women.
>
> OMG this is so true...... Do they know Branson ?