[Loch-Ruadh] New jokes-

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New jokes-

What does FAS stand for? Fire At Site

Just remember when your event goes in the toilet, take it to a plumbing supply!

What do the initials for the Central Regional minister of Arts and Sciences spell? CRASh!

What's another name for the Fall Arts Symposium? FArSe

Second rule of event autocrating - be sure to include the "In case of fire" clause....

What's red, white and blue all over?  Asa the autocrat having an asthma attack!

and finally

Just remember, when autocrating an event, be sure your members can put out fires, don't worry about getting burned and taking a loss and if its your first autocrating event, expect it to be a trial by fire.

Asa
laughing, coughing and falling out of her chair