[Loch-Ruadh] INTERESTING

[Kathy Varner]

My turn to send a joke......or at least a funny


What gender is it?
>
>If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But 
>what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example. . .
>
>Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right 
>through them.
>
>Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. 
>It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but 
>it can wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
>
>Tire -- Male, because it goes bald, and often it's over-inflated.
>
>Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light 
>a fire under it -- and, of course, there's the hot air part.
>
>Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.
>
>Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
>
>Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick up people.
>
>Hourglass -- Female, because, over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
>
>Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, 
>but it's handy to have around.
>
>Remote Control -- Female . . . Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider 
>-- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't 
>always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying


Caitrin ferch Rhys
mka Kathy

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