[Loch-Ruadh] good one

[John Stegall]

love it  tanks   big john grey wolf    (pats  ole man )


> [Original Message]
> From: Chris Harper <bice.pietro at charter.net>
> To: <loch-ruadh at ansteorra.org>
> Date: 09/23/2003 4:42:32 PM
> Subject: [Loch-Ruadh] good one
>
>
> I told you all I was old and here is proof.
>
> Bicé
>
>
> Remember When?
>
> A computer was something on TV
>  From a science fiction show
> A window was something you hated to clean
> And ram was the cousin of a goat
>
> Meg was the name of my girlfriend
> And gig was your middle finger upright
> Now they all mean something different
> And that really mega bytes
>
> An application was for employment
> A program was a TV show
> A cursor used profanity
> A keyboard was a piano
>
> Memory was something that you lost with age
> A CD was a bank account
> And if you had a 3-1/2" floppy
> You hoped nobody found out
>
> Compress was something you did to the garbage
> Not something you did to a file
> And if you unzipped anything in public
> You'd be in jail for a while
>
> Log on was adding wood to the fire
> Hard drive was a long trip on the road
> A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
> And a backup happened to your commode
>
> Cut you did with a pocket knife
> Paste you did with glue
> A web was a spider's home
> And a virus was a flu
>
> I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
> And the memory in my head
> I hear nobody's killed in a computer crash
> But when it happens they wish they were dead
>
> -Anonymous
>
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