[Loch-Ruadh] Funny

Clint Gallon Clint at VisionFX.com
Thu Apr 1 07:24:43 PST 2004


LIGHTBULBS THE KNOWN WORLD OVER 
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Q: How many Westerners does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: Why would you want to do that? It's been just fine for 25 years! 

Q: How many Calontiri does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: One hundred and two, but _what_ a ceremony! 

Q: How many Easterners does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: Just one, but they have to take a vote first to decide who. 

Q: How many Meridians does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: Just one, but he has to get it drunk first. 

Q: How many Trimarians does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: Leave it out, it was only attracting mosquitos anyway. 

Q: How many Caidans does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: Nobody knows. They can't figure out what to wear to change one. 

Q: How many AnTir-folk does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: Just one, but the new bulb had better be a halogen fog lamp! 

Q: How many Atlantians does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: That depends, which household does it belong to? 

Q: How many Midrealmers does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: They won't say until they've consulted the Curia Regis... 

Q: How many Ansteorrans does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: Was that a rattan lightbulb or a fencing lightbulb? 

Q: How many Atenveldters does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: Why bother, they prefer solar power anyway? 

Q: How many Outlanders does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: If it's less than a 14 hour drive it's not worth changing! 

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I found the ansteorran one rather funny.

Cathal Finn O'Briain

Shire of Loch Ruadh

Kingdom of Ansteorra
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