[Loch-Ruadh] funnay
Clint Gallon
Clint at VisionFX.com
Thu Apr 1 10:55:15 PST 2004
Sorry it didnt post earlier ... sent it html and not plain text.
LIGHTBULBS THE KNOWN WORLD OVER
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Q: How many Westerners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Why would you want to do that? It's been just fine for 25 years!
Q: How many Calontiri does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One hundred and two, but _what_ a ceremony!
Q: How many Easterners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but they have to take a vote first to decide who.
Q: How many Meridians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but he has to get it drunk first.
Q: How many Trimarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Leave it out, it was only attracting mosquitos anyway.
Q: How many Caidans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Nobody knows. They can't figure out what to wear to change one.
Q: How many AnTir-folk does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but the new bulb had better be a halogen fog lamp!
Q: How many Atlantians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That depends, which household does it belong to?
Q: How many Midrealmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They won't say until they've consulted the Curia Regis...
Q: How many Ansteorrans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Was that a rattan lightbulb or a fencing lightbulb?
Q: How many Atenveldters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Why bother, they prefer solar power anyway?
Q: How many Outlanders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: If it's less than a 14 hour drive it's not worth changing!
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I found the ansteorran one rather funny.
Cathal Finn O'Briain
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